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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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What a fucking letdown.

Drop the microphone and burn all the dishes in the kitchen sink. Call your mom up and tell her there’s been a change of plans and the she probably wouldn’t like me anyway because “I’m a little off, but it’s okay because everybody is. Just not the way that I am and that’s okay. If you meet her don’t tell her I said that.” You’re an alcoholic with a beard and taste for younger women. It really is true that girls fall in love with men who have similar traits as their dad’s.

Bottom Line:

I refuse to feel sorry for you because you’re at a kids birthday party hung over. And I refuse to let you sit there with your head in my lap where we work fucked up again. I’m in love with you but I will not feel sorry for you. I will not tolerate your ignorance. If you can’t do any better I am not going to stay with you. Like I said when I met you, I’m not going to ask you to stop drinking. Deal with it or get out.

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thebettaboys
thorsbian

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

thorsbian

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This Is Love 😍😍

phantoms-lair

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

pitviperofdoom

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

pinkerclouds

My soul

Source: thorsbian